speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

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grumpypup:

do you ever have those friends you just REALLY FUCKING appreciate. like god DAMN i really fucking apprecIATE YOU. thank you for fucking existing. thanks for fucking finding me worthy of you. i usually words like frick but you just make me go FUCK. FUck fuck thank you

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panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

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cumgirl1:

"im tired of seeing posts about Ferguson" yeah well im tired of white cops killing black people so

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